Spank Me! Spank Me!

Remember that ridiculously catchy song from the 90s, Love Me! Love Me! by the Cardigans? I heard it on the radio yesterday and starting playing around with the lyrics...

Sir, I fear we're facing a problem
you spank me no longer, I've noticed
and maybe there is nothing
that I can do to make you do.
Girlfriends tell me I shouldn't bother
that I ought to stick to another man
a man that surely will spank me
but I think you will!

So I cry, and I pray and I beg

Spank me spank me
say that you'll spank me
use my hairbrush
go on and spank me
spank me spank me
I need you to spank me
I'm o-ver your knee
just say that you'll spank me

So I cried, and I begged for you to
spank me spank me
put me in the corner
Sir I've been 

a bad girl and I need you
My bot-tom's entire-ly too white!

Lately I have desperately pondered,
spent my nights awake and I wonder
what I could do have done in another way
to make you spank
Reason will not lead to solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don't care what reason there is
as long as you spank me

So I cry, I pray and I beg

Spank me spank me
say that you'll spank me
use my hairbrush
go on and spank me
spank me spank me
I need you to spank me
I'm o-ver your knee
just say that you'll spank me

So I cried, and I begged for you to
spank me spank me
put me in the corner
Sir I've been 

a bad girl and I need you
My bot-tom's entire-ly too white!