As I've been recuperating from my seemingly endless bout with the flu, I've had lots of time to study the behavior of my very naughty kitten, Cassie. I amused myself with interpreting her thoughts into human girl speech...and I shudder to think of what a brat she would be. Cassie with a Top? Oh, Heavens! He wouldn't have a chance! Here are three very typical exchanges, inspired by her behavior with me...
Top to Cassie: Why did you break that vase?
Cassie: I didn't!
TtoC: You did! I watched you!
Cassie: Because it was ugly. It looks better now, broken into a million pieces! Look, I'm going to dance on the pieces of it!
TtoC: (grabbing her by the waist and lifting her out of the shards) Stop it, you're going to cut your feet!
Cassie: (slapping at Top and kicking) Put me down! I don't care! They're my feet!
TtoC: Cassie, come here, I need to talk to you.
Cassie: No, I have something to do under the bathtub right now (darts under tub)
TtoC: Cassie, this is ridiculous, I just want to talk with you.
Cassie: No. You stink. I don't like you. I'm resting right now.
TtoC: I stink? Are you kidding?
Cassie: No. You make me sick with the way you smell. See how I wrinkle up my nose and stick my tongue out when you try to touch me? That's because of the way you smell. I have to rest under the tub for a while.
TtoC: (preparing dinner) Cassie, be patient, it's not dinnertime quite yet.
Cassie: (purring) But I love you so much!
TtoC: You say that now, because I'm making your dinner.
Cassie: (with an appalled look) How can you say that?!? I'm always such a good little kitten!
xoxox
Libby
